Falling Off A Roof Jokes

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The mexican man got tacos t he italian man got pasta and the blond haired guy got a bologna and cheese sandwich. Best latest write joke. As the officer was writing the ticket the driver noticed that the box he d avoided had been full of nails and tacks. Poor judgement recommended.

The topic for this week s one liners and puns is roof jokes. They include roof puns for adults dirty ledge jokes or clean mew gags for kids. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond.

If you like these ladder jokes have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics. A man was driving on the highway when suddenly he had to swerve to avoid a box falling off the truck front of him. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a 20 fell out onto. The mexican guy said if i get tacos again tomorrow i will jump off this roof.

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Following is our collection of window humor and roofer one liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Last week s pantomime jokes are here. Prophets are going through the roof. My mate s chimney sweeping business is going well.

Went to a party with a construction team the other week. There is an abundance of ruth jokes out there. 34 of them in fact. Seconds later a police officer pulled him over for reckless driving.

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. A big list of falling jokes. They really raised the roof. Performance is going through the roof.

It will be a low key funeral. I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. What is the best way to catch a baby fron falling off the roof with a pitchfork. One day three roofers were on a roof taking a break and eating their lunches.