Falling Off Roof Jokes

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Falling off roof jokes.

A man was driving on the highway when suddenly he had to swerve to avoid a box falling off the truck front of him. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. Best latest write joke. Now you try he said to the irishman.

A man comes by in a boat and says get in get in the religous man replies no i have faith in god he will grant me a miracle later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. Seconds later a police officer pulled him over for reckless driving. What is the best way to catch a baby fron falling off the roof with a pitchfork. They really raised the roof.

The mexican guy said if i get tacos again tomorrow i will jump off this roof the italian guy said if i get pasta again tomorrow i will jump off this roof the blond haired guy said if i get a bologna cheese sandwich tomorrow i will jump off this roof the next day all three guys looked in their lunch pails. A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. My mate s chimney sweeping business is going well. Performance is going through the roof.

As the officer was writing the ticket the driver noticed that the box he d avoided had been full of nails and tacks. I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. The american said to the irishman. Jumping off the roof there was an irishman a new zealand man and an american man standing on the roof of a building with an awning below them.